Rieppe's Recipes: OneMan Meals "Sour-Corn Fiesta"

1 & 1/4 cup of frozen whole kernal Golden Sweet Corn
(add 1/4 cup of water, salt lightly, and cook in the microwave on high for 2-3 minutes. let cool for 1 minute)
4 T Mt. Olive relish (relish in the delight of an unusual ingredient)
3 T Tobasco Hot Sause (or as much as will cause there to be a slight film of sweat on your forehead)
2 T fat free Sour Cream (it's fat free, be liberal)
2 T 100% grated Parmesan Cheese (don't ask, just add)