this won't take long

if the picture isn't enough, then you either need a new computer (probably a Mac with superior screen and video) or you need to hit yourself in the face. because i am no longer a ninja, or perhaps never was a ninja, or perhaps simply guised myself as a ninja for fun, or perhaps ninjas are dim-witted and indifferent to logical analysis. rrrrg! like the title to this bodacious post, i commonly inform ninjas, "this won't take long" just before i cut them through. rrrrg! let's be honest, pirates are less mysterious and more candid. "cut to the chase matey and forego the imperious nubiety", happens to be a common phrase in battles we pirates use as we are forced to exert our fighting abilities over the banal ninjas who talk too much about spacey eastern mythologies, and pointless hypothosis. rrrrg! i once witnessed a ninja describe how the inner membrane of a anemone relates to combat, right before i killed him and his dozen-or-so comrades for their ponderous stupidity. rrrrg! killing ninjas is a moot activity any more. i wish it was as fulfilling as it once was, but once you realize their sundry shortcomings, your encouraged to be lazy, and you quickly learn how kill ninjas in your sleep. rrrrg! so i dreaded my friend, Fay's hair and we took this picture and then i realized what is so clear to you and me and everyone else, i am forever and always a pirate. rrrrg!