Dear Nearly: Part 1 "Definince"

once again i'm driving down the interstate and you're right there beside me. it's not fair though, because i never consider you nor do i appreciate how you seemlessly pervade my privacy; though i'm so thankful when you quickly depart. for instance how would you like it if i confronted you while you were on 1-20 driving beside ignorant, listless truckers, and i put you in a position where you barely slip between two semi trucks before they sandwich you, almost leaving your conceptual carcass all over the overrun highways of America. or how about i produce confusing mapquest directions for you and just send a policeman after you, and though you'd only get a warning, you'd almost begin to cry. you see, Nearly, it's not fair that you corner me and so many of my friends into these peculiar, unrelatable, inconsequential situations, where the only questions that remains are, "who should i tell?" "how should i convey this absurdity?" or "is this situational irony or just madness?" i hope that you don't mind hearing that after today, i don't want to see you again. i'm vanquishing contact with you, i'm terminating friendship with you, and i'm going to start hanging out with the infectious characer, Really. sure i know what your thinking, "what a definite name," but i need that positive influence. plus Really's close to Surely and Fully whove been together for centuries. anyways after the insidious outbusts today, i determined that we could no longer see each other... (photo by: Elizabeth Dozier Steedly)